DISTRICT 9 (TRAILER)

Looks f**kin awesome. I’m in.

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STARING CONTEST

You lose Chihuahua.

BIG GULPS, HUH?

I’m so glad this site is out there.  Click here for seconds of excitement.

2012: IT’S A DISASTER

I’m glad people are already making fun of how stupid this movie looks.  It’s from the same asshole that made Day After Tomorrow. What a boner.  Stop making stupid disaster movies, ya asshole.  No one cares.

MONKEY’S REVENGE

“We shall work for peanuts no longer.”

CAT CHILLIN’ ON BED

It’s been too long since I’ve had a cat post.  This cat looks like an adolescent telling his parents that they just don’t understand what he’s going through.  Awesome.

EMMA WATSON IS GORGEOUS

Holy smokes.  I don’t know what to say here.  It feels creepy saying she’s hot but she’s 19 now  so who cares.  I’m excited about the new Harry Potter.  I’m hoping it actually causes me to think and helps wash away the stupidity of Transformers 2.  No more Megan Fox for Chet.  I’m over it.  Emma seems like such a classy babe.  Onward and upward.

ANNIE ARE YOU OK?

It’s tough not to be Michael Jackson obsessed right now.  I’m sure this is what my parents were going through when they lost Elvis; however, this is probably more of a nightmare with the endless media and web coverage.  PS I love this fucking song:

PARIS JACKSON SAYS HER GOODBYES

If this doesn’t break your heart then you don’t have one.

50 CENT VS. SEXMAN