STUDY SHOWS AMERICANS LIKE CRAP

By Chet Hondo

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Ok so this is not technically a scientific study, but Fools Gold made 21.6 million this weekend to take the number one spot at the box office which proves that Americans like crap.  How in the world does this movie make 21.6 million?  I secretly enjoy romantic comedies and probably wouldn’t even see it if Kate Hudson asked me to go as her date.  Matthew McConaughey is a huge tool.  Honestly, cut your hair dude.  You look like one of the Bee Gees.

Check out this sweet hippie hand jive.  What a dork.

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One Response to “STUDY SHOWS AMERICANS LIKE CRAP”

  1. deepc Says:

    More on “America loves crap” :

    http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/43266/

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