Monthly Archives: July 2008

CURRENT MOOD: ROCKAWAY BEACH

I’m at the beach this week so the posts on here might be quite sparse; however, I will try to keep up so that you have something to read at least once a day.

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TONGUE HOTEL GIRL

Apparently this is some viral marketing campaign for Extended Stay Hotels.  I guess you’re supposed to believe that a) all hot blonde chicks stay at extended stay hotels and b) it’s so clean you can lick the toilet.  I would say extended stay is a good name if they mean extended stay in the hospital after licking some funk off the toilet that gives you a unique kind of nasty dysentery.  Gross.  Nice work extended stay.

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KID ACNE IS __________

Fill in the blank.  Words that come to mind are: retro, terrible, lame, awful, cockney, annoying, ridiculous.

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CUTEST BOOK REPORT EVER

I can’t be an asshole all the time.

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HONDO CLASSIC SONG: CUT YOUR HAIR

Pure genius.  I bought Pavement’s Crooked Rain Crooked Rain in 8th grade and thought indie cred would instantly get me hot chicks.  That was not the case.  I guess Boyz To Men were just THAT much popular.  What a bunch of a-holes.

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CURRENT MOOD: BORN TO RUN

I can’t quit listening to this song.  I can’t explain it.  I’ve heard it 1000 times, but it makes so much more sense now.  I love the Boss.  How could you not?  If you don’t like him then go see him in concert.  He’s amazing!  This is quite the pointless post – I’m sorry.

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WEIRDIES GET ALL THE CHICKS

You gotta be weird to get hot chicks, man.  Here’s proof: Devendra “Girly Man Weirdass” Banhart’s video for “Carmensita” featuring Natalie Portman.

She’s sort of not hot any more.  Thanks Devendra.  Also, what is everyone’s obsession with Bollywood lately.  We get it.  Other cultures are making movies.  It doesn’t mean we need to watch them.

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