Bulldog: Get the F out of my baby pool. Got that?
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend…WOOF!
If I was going to cheat on my wife and lose half of everything I own then I would most likely choose someone that did not look like Cher.
Having actually seen the piece of shit that is Twilight, I can safely say that this version looks a whole lot more entertaining.
And now having called Twilight a piece of shit, I realize that I have alienated girls ages 11-15 and fat older women that never get laid but do fantasize about making out with teenage vampires. Gross.
Rather than give you a ticket, these cops will give you a hug and a helmet.