“BIG FAN” LOOKS GOOD

I’ll see it.

MEGAN FOX GOT A PARKING TICKET

I understand that this story is not really news, but other websites decided to report it so I figured  might as well do it too.  What is news here is that her ass is amazing and her shoes are ridiculous even for Hollywood.  They remind me of these badboys from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka (see below).

USS ENTERPRISE DOG

This is not my dog, but I kind of wish it was not because I like Star Trek (I enjoyed the movie but not the show) but because this costume is classic.  Classic Star Trek dog.  Classic.

HITLER HATES THE NEW AVATAR TRAILER

These are getting old, but I’m Avatar-ed out and I can’t help but agree here.  The movie looks stupid.  I wish everyone would go ahead and admit it.  Terminator 2 and Aliens are the shit, but Titanic was lame and Avatar will be jerk-off city for the World of Warcraft crowd.

THE HOMEBOY OF THE MONTH: MC WAGNER

You can’t make this shit up.  Amazing.

HARRISON FORD ON HIS WIFE & HIS FAMILY

This mash-up has been needed for quite some time:

GENTLEMEN BRONCOS TRAILER

From the director of Napoleon Dynamite & Nacho Libre (one of my favorites):

Hell yeah.

ROBERT BYRD ON TED KENNEDY

Not my favorite Bob Byrd video but very touching.  RIP Ted Kennedy.

Now this video is one of my favorites.

BARBARIC!

MEGAN FOX TO PLAY CATWOMAN?

So the internet is buzzing this morning with the latest Batman 3 rumors.  According to UK newspaper The Sun, Megan Fox has agreed to play Catwoman in the next Batman film.

Chances of this rumor being true are about 1%.   This is the same newspaper that said Eddie Murphy was going to be the Riddler.  At this point I’m not concerned if it’s true or false; I’m only concerned with the incredible images my brain is producing of Megan Fox in a black latex suit.  Niiiice.

KITTEH OM NOM NOM

Cats are so shady.  Thanks to GB and Jeff for this one.