I realize I’m not the most fashionable man on earth, but I do understand there are a few rules to live by when it comes to dressing appropriately. I saw one broken this morning. As I was grabbing my morning bagel, I noticed the somewhat portly fratdog in front of me had croakies on (see pic above) with his business suit. First off, he’s not using a boat to get to work so I think it’s a safe bet that they will not fall off his person. Secondly, it’s overcast here in Nashville. Did he really need sunglasses this morning? Thirdly, you’re in a business suit which means you’re going to work. Are you just going to let them hang from your neck all day in meetings and on appointments? Basically you look like a douche. Stop it.