MISTOR MORT F**K YOU TIE

I pretty much hate myself for not grabbing this in NYC two weeks ago.  ERK showed it to me in Jack Spade and I didn’t buy it.  I want to order it online now and can’t find it anywhere.  It’s sold out on mister mort’s site.  I’m an idiot.  If anyone happens to spot one anywhere…I’ll pay you back.

GREAT SHOT OF HOPPER

via theimpossiblecool

TONY CLIFTON IN VEGAS

I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain to CD who Tony Clifton/Andy Kaufman was.  She didn’t care.  Truthfully I didn’t know much about him before the REM video for “Man On The Moon” and then the Jim Carrey movie of the same name.  I love the scene above from Man On The Moon. F**in’ hilarious.

R.I.P. DENNIS HOPPER

I loved that guy.

If you haven’t seen Easy Rider, then you need to get off your ass and go watch it.  Classic.  You will be missed, Dennis.

STONES IN EXILE (TRAILER)

F**k yeah.  I can’t quit listening to this album.  I’ve heard so many rumors about the recording of it, it’d be nice to know the truth.  Thanks to @TobyShuster for the info.  I’m all over this dvd.

HOVERBOARD TEASE

Really Nils?  Why would you do this to me?  I’ve been dreaming about a hoverboard for years now and you make it into a piece of art.  Why can’t some badass scientist figure out how to make one of these and send it to me for a test drive?  It’s that easy.  Someone friggin’ make me a hoverboard.  Obama?

THE DAILY FOX

Memorial Day is a beachy weekend.  How could I not post a pic of the hottest woman alive in a bikini?  I hate you, Tom Brady.  Not really.  You’re actually one of my favorite players in the NFL, but I’m mad at you for spending every night with Gisele.  What a super hot fox.  I’m guessing she will be a regular staple of TDF.  Have a wonderful memorial day weekend!

I HOPE YOU DANCE

This weekend.  I hope you dance like these fools.

Bollywood is the shit.

ROXETTE – THE LOOK

It’s a Friday Free For All so I’m going to post whatever I feel like today.  I used to watch this video and think 3 things: 1) Why does this chick have a dude’s haircut? 2) Is this chick dating the dude in the Zebra pants? 3) Would I hit that chick with the dude’s haircut? 

Spend some time thinking about those things…ok?

ALL YOU NEED IS A HAMMER

To break into a vehicle.  It’s that easy.  Check it out.

I love how he says “car prowler.”