RUTHLESS BIRTHDAY PARTY CRASHER

My friend Drennon turns 30 today (Happy Birthday Drennon!) and her husband threw a surprise party for her on Saturday night (way to go Tic Tac).  Unfortunately, the party was crashed by an old dude who looked like Elvis and had extremely busy hands. 

The Tac bought Drennon a birthday cake with her picture on it and said party crasher thought it would be a good idea to eat her face off and destroy what was left of the cake.  What an asshole.  If you see an old dude with dyed black hair, sideburns, and a cake-y fingers, please notify the authorities immediately.

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2 responses to “RUTHLESS BIRTHDAY PARTY CRASHER

  1. Street Dove

    Thank you so much for trying to bring this culprit to justice. PS one of the waitresses thought the guy did that with his weiner. 🙂

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