I wonder if she has trouble getting dates.
Category Archives: Crushes
Look I am really not a dirtbag, but I feel like it’s important to report what’s going on in the world and apparently this is somewhat relevant. If you’re not down with looking at topless chicks then don’t click on this entry. I know I alienate some female readers when I post stuff like this and I’m sorry. Sometimes I just have to do it though. To see the rest of the shoot please click more. Continue reading
For the record I’ve never seen Gossip Girls and I don’t really care to, but I really think this dark haired girl is hella-cute. I first noticed her when my ex-girlfriend said she wanted to have hair like hers. On first glance I didn’t think she was cute at all, but every picture I see of her now I’m like damn she’s fly. Hopefully, there will be more to come. I posted some pics of her playing guitar hero a couple of weeks ago, so obviously I’m digging that.
Honestly I don’t know any other way to describe her. She’s sex. Yesterday I said if I had a genie in a bottle I’d ask for Giselle, but if it really came down to it I’d have to go with Kate Beckinsale. She has kids. How do you look this good after kids? I’ve never been one of those guys that likes the librarian glasses on girls, but I’m really digging them here. Yum.
I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s ridiculous and expensive and I never seem to have a valentine. I think I liked it when I was kid but that’s just because candy was involved and you had these really cool cards with Masters of the Universe on them and shit. Now it just seems pointless. I feel like when I’m dating somebody every day is valentines day – meaning I usually pick up the tab. I guess if I had plans this evening then I wouldn’t be so negative. I also believe I would enjoy Valentine’s Day more if I was spending the evening with Hillary Duff.
Look at those legs. Holy smokes! I think she’s a couple of years younger than I am, so I have that whole older guy thing going ya know. Chicks really dig older guys. Clearly I have supreme knowledge of the female species.