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LINDSAY LOHAN SALUTES MICHAEL JACKSON

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Hot or not?  She’s so nasty it’s a tough call to make.  I feel like if I ever ran into her somewhere I’d go bathe immediately – you know to get the skank off.  I’m gonna say not hot.

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ASHER ROTH – I LOVE COLLEGE

This is THE dumbest f**king song I’ve ever heard and I’m sure people will be playing it at college bars and parties all around the nation.  Seriously WTF?  “I love college.  I love drinking.  Do something stupid.”  You’d have to be retarded to write something like this.  It might as well be on country radio.

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DOUCHE-IEST NEWS STORY HEADLINE EVER

I caught this in the Tennessean a couple of weeks ago.  I bet the writer is friends with these two douches. Check out how the groom is standing in the background.  What is that about?  Are they acting out Romeo & Juliet or posing for a wedding photo?  Lame.

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STUDY SHOWS AMERICANS LIKE CRAP

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Ok so this is not technically a scientific study, but Fools Gold made 21.6 million this weekend to take the number one spot at the box office which proves that Americans like crap.  How in the world does this movie make 21.6 million?  I secretly enjoy romantic comedies and probably wouldn’t even see it if Kate Hudson asked me to go as her date.  Matthew McConaughey is a huge tool.  Honestly, cut your hair dude.  You look like one of the Bee Gees.

Check out this sweet hippie hand jive.  What a dork.

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BOB LEFSETZ IS A DOUCHE

I subscribe to the Bob Lefsetz newsletter and I don’t know why. It’s terrible. When I first started reading a year ago, I liked how honest he was. The music industry needed change and I felt like he was the only one who REALLY understood. A year and several hundred newsletters later, I wonder why the hell I’ve listened to this douche bag so closely.

Bob is old. It’s evident in his music taste. However, I started really losing interest when he began dissecting new country music. For 4 weeks straight every newsletter was about Little Big Town or Kenny Chesney or some other cheeseball country act. And then he switched modes and started jerking off to lame ass forgettable 70’s acts. I mean seriously who’s ever heard of some of these people. Spirit?

Well now I’m officially done with his newsletter. I read one this weekend about Vampire Weekend on Letterman. He hated their performance:

Vampire Weekend’s album might be better than their live show. But last night on Letterman, I just saw more white boys playing thin rock. I laughed to myself, wondering why everybody was wasting so much time on this evanescent act. I switched the channel.

Wow Bob how out of touch with new music are you? I went looking for their performance on youtube (see below) and I saw something totally different. I saw a young new band playing music for all the right reasons. Yeah they’ve been ridiculously hyped and the “hoi polloi” now know about them, but they’re young. They’ve got passion and a new sound. Aren’t you sick of emo? I know I am. Go away FOB!

Bob Lefsetz is an OLD music fan – a nobody. A guy who couldn’t cut it as a label head and now he’s bitter and thinks he understands everything their is to know about the music business. He’s not in tune with what the kids are doing or what’s REALLY happening. He’s a jerk off.

Here’s that Vampire Weekend clip from Letterman the other night:

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TONY ROMO, MR. BELDING, AND SOME OLD COVER BAND

This is an old video.  Another blog I read reposted it this morning so I figured I might as well share it with my faithful 19 readers.  The only word to describe this is LAME.

It also begs the question what ever happened to that Ryan Cabrera dude?  He basically fell off the face of the planet and not a moment too soon.  That guy was a major douche bag.  His hair stood taller than that fat dude from Rascally Flatts.

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MICHAEL JACKSON IS SUCH A WEIRDY

I saw this a long time ago, but forgot to post it. Sadly I’d rather to hang out with Michael Jackson than Tom Cruise. Yeah, Tom Cruise has gotten THAT bad. I don’t really know why this clip is funny, but it just is.

*I just watched this clip again and decided it’s funny for two reasons: 1) Michael Jackson is just plain weird and 2) Brett Ratner has a fantastic white guy dance face.

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