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GOOD LORD THIS DUDE IS NUTS

More Tom Cruise:

Could this dude be any more of a nutjob? I love that he salutes crazy L Ron Hubbard or he who penned the hit movie Battlefield Earth. Scientology is weird and makes no sense whatsoever. I hope they don’t come after me.

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PEREZ IS THE MAN

I apologize for not have anything too exciting this morning.  My social life is out of control.  Chet is one popular dude.

I saw this on Perez’s site yesterday and am still laughing.  If you can paint a better picture of The Donald, I’ll give you a sweet prize.

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MORE PROOF THAT TOM CRUISE IS INSANE

Hard to believe, but clearly true.

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THEATERS EXPECT FOOLS GOLD FOR CRAPPY MOVIE

I had to post something about the new Matthew McConaughey vehicle Fool’s Gold. Are you kidding me? How does this crap get made. This dude hasn’t been good since Dazed & Confused. This might be the crappiest trailer for a movie I’ve seen since Battlefield Earth. What a douche bag! He needs to STOP making movies and go back to smoking pot and playing the bongo drums naked for friends. Get a real job, bro.

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TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY??? NO WAY!

Apparently this video was shown when Cruise was presented with some big deal Scientology award. Wow! Quite impressive. If this doesn’t prove that he’s insane, then I don’t know what does. My favorite part is when he says he’s the only person that can help someone in a car accident. What? Have you ever heard of doctors? I can’t wait until Katie Holmes goes crazy, breaks up with Tom Cruise, and writes a tell all book. The truth is out there and one day we’ll know. Until then we can just go on assuming Tom Cruise is the craziest person of all time. What a freak.

Apparently The Church of Scientology is pulling this video off of every site imaginable.  I hope they don’t find me.  What a bunch of weirdies.

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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS SPEAKS

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KNOCKED UP

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Rumor has it the cute couple is not even dating any more. Sweet. What the hell do you do with a baby at 16? I couldn’t imagine a worse way to celebrate my sixteenth year on earth. It also amazes me that when her child is 16 she’ll be 32. Holy Shit that’s too young to have a 16 year old. I hope Hannah Montana’s not next. Who in the hell are young girls going to have to look up to?

Best part about hearing the news yesterday was this:

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You think? Also, who the fuck are the publishers that said “you know what Lynne you’re doing such a smash up job raising your two daughters we’re gonna give you a bunch of money to write a book about it.” My next question is who would read this book? Strippers and prostitutes. What a mess!

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