I can’t decide. She’s on the cover of this months GQ. If her hair didn’t look straight out of Star Trek all the time I’d be more inclined to think she was hot. What do you think?
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Tip #1: Successful Seduction
Can this clip look more 80’s? I really don’t think so. Please pay close attention to the man that cops a feel in the middle of dinner and the woman – that looks like a man – that dances for her Valentine at the end of the clip. Wow. I hope my special someone is taking notes. It’s gonna be a great Valentine’s Day now that I’ve seen this tip.
Look I am really not a dirtbag, but I feel like it’s important to report what’s going on in the world and apparently this is somewhat relevant. If you’re not down with looking at topless chicks then don’t click on this entry. I know I alienate some female readers when I post stuff like this and I’m sorry. Sometimes I just have to do it though. To see the rest of the shoot please click more. Continue reading
Honestly I don’t know any other way to describe her. She’s sex. Yesterday I said if I had a genie in a bottle I’d ask for Giselle, but if it really came down to it I’d have to go with Kate Beckinsale. She has kids. How do you look this good after kids? I’ve never been one of those guys that likes the librarian glasses on girls, but I’m really digging them here. Yum.
I grabbed this from JustJared.com. Her name is Leighton Meester and she’s on Gossip Girls. I’ve never seen that show, but I may watch it now.
I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s ridiculous and expensive and I never seem to have a valentine. I think I liked it when I was kid but that’s just because candy was involved and you had these really cool cards with Masters of the Universe on them and shit. Now it just seems pointless. I feel like when I’m dating somebody every day is valentines day – meaning I usually pick up the tab. I guess if I had plans this evening then I wouldn’t be so negative. I also believe I would enjoy Valentine’s Day more if I was spending the evening with Hillary Duff.
Look at those legs. Holy smokes! I think she’s a couple of years younger than I am, so I have that whole older guy thing going ya know. Chicks really dig older guys. Clearly I have supreme knowledge of the female species.