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STUDY SHOWS AMERICANS LIKE CRAP

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Ok so this is not technically a scientific study, but Fools Gold made 21.6 million this weekend to take the number one spot at the box office which proves that Americans like crap.  How in the world does this movie make 21.6 million?  I secretly enjoy romantic comedies and probably wouldn’t even see it if Kate Hudson asked me to go as her date.  Matthew McConaughey is a huge tool.  Honestly, cut your hair dude.  You look like one of the Bee Gees.

Check out this sweet hippie hand jive.  What a dork.

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THEATERS EXPECT FOOLS GOLD FOR CRAPPY MOVIE

I had to post something about the new Matthew McConaughey vehicle Fool’s Gold. Are you kidding me? How does this crap get made. This dude hasn’t been good since Dazed & Confused. This might be the crappiest trailer for a movie I’ve seen since Battlefield Earth. What a douche bag! He needs to STOP making movies and go back to smoking pot and playing the bongo drums naked for friends. Get a real job, bro.

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