I have no idea who this guy is but Madonna just dumped him. He looks ridiculous – like he has a raccoon on his head that stays in place because of his hat. His name is Jesus Luz. Luz must be spanish for douche. I know she’s Madonna and has a killer bod for 60 but come on, Jesus, Vanilla Ice has been there. Gross.
This is Madonna’s new video for “4 Minutes”. I’m trying not to advertise that I have it because Warner Bros will make me take it down immediately. They’re policing youtube like crazy. Why wouldn’t you want this everywhere? If I were running a label, you’d be damn sure I’d have the music in as many places as possible – you know so people could fucking hear it. What a bunch of idiots. I wonder why the music business is in trouble.
I’d still hit it. She’s hot. I don’t care what anybody says.
This is the cover of the new vanity fair (obviously). I’m gonna have to say she’s still got it. In fact, I think she’s kind of hot in that beat your ass kind of way. I hope my wife looks like this at 50. Damn.