MEGAN FOX WEDDING PHOTOS

I’m sorry she still looks good.  I had to post this.  I think my bride looked hotter though.  Take that Brian Austin 90210.

THE DAILY FOX

I know I said no more Megan Fox but she just got engaged and her movie just tanked.  Oh and her last name is Fox.  And one more thing: she’s still hot.

JONAH HEX TRAILER

The less Megan Fox says, the better.  Girl can’t act.  She looks good but she can’t act.

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SAY NO TO BUDGET CUTS

Ok.  No.

MEGAN FOX STILL HOT

Damn my eyes.  She’s hot, but I still don’t forgive her for Jennifer’s Body.

CHET’S TOP 10 BABES OF 2009

#10 Carrie Underwood – She might have been higher on my list but she’s now officially off the market (not that I ever had a chance).  She’s talented, sexy, and she’s not afraid to wear hooker boots.  Not too shabby.

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THE RESULTS ARE IN…

…Jennifer’s Body is a stinker.  It came in at 5th place at the box office this weekend making only 6.8 million.  That’s pathetic.

I went and saw it on Saturday night.  There were 6 people in the theater besides us.  I understand it’s college football season, but I was still surprised at the lack of attendance.

Here’s my take: AWFUL acting, AWFUL directing, and an AWFUL script.

Megan Fox is attractive but clearly no one wants to see her act.   I can’t believe I spent money to see this piece of trash.  I guess I took one for the team.

CHET’S RATING: No Stars

MEGAN FOX INTERVIEW

Bag it up.

MEGAN FOX ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE

She’s slowly taking over the world.  Jennifer’s Body comes out this Friday.  I guess I’ll go see it and give a full report on Monday.  I already hate it so it’s going to have to be really good to change my mind.

A REVIEW OF JENNIFER’S BODY

I’d rather review Megan Fox’s body.  OHHHHHH SNAP!  Did you see that one coming?  I don’t think so.

Moving right along…Diablo Crappy’s (I mean Cody’s) new film Jennifer’s Body debuted last night at the Toronto Film Festival and the reviews are starting to pour in.  I haven’t seen Jennifer’s Body yet so I can’t comment on it, but I bet it will be along the lines of cinematical’s review – which you can read here.

So far the verdict has been CRAP as predicted.