MEGAN FOX GOT A PARKING TICKET

I understand that this story is not really news, but other websites decided to report it so I figured  might as well do it too.  What is news here is that her ass is amazing and her shoes are ridiculous even for Hollywood.  They remind me of these badboys from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka (see below).

MEGAN FOX TO PLAY CATWOMAN?

So the internet is buzzing this morning with the latest Batman 3 rumors.  According to UK newspaper The Sun, Megan Fox has agreed to play Catwoman in the next Batman film.

Chances of this rumor being true are about 1%.   This is the same newspaper that said Eddie Murphy was going to be the Riddler.  At this point I’m not concerned if it’s true or false; I’m only concerned with the incredible images my brain is producing of Megan Fox in a black latex suit.  Niiiice.

MEGAN FOX TO HOST SNL

Megan Fox is set to host Saturday Night Live’s season premiere episode on September 26.  I know I said I would cool it with Megan Fox posts, but she actually looks really pretty here – which is a change from looking one-night-stand hot.  I still don’t believe she can act worth a shit but who really cares.

HOT GIRLS AND DUMB HATS

Here’s the latest victim:

I think Hillary Duff is hot but her hat looks stupid.  It’s not as bad as Megan Fox’s hippie hat, but it’s getting close.  All the single ladies, please stop wearing ‘statement hats.’  They don’t look good – they just distract men from finding you attractive.    I’m not kidding.

JONAH HEX POSTER

I don’t mean to judge a book by it’s cover here but this already looks like shit.  It’s a damn shame too because Brolin is the man and Fox is still hot.  I’m wondering how long she can tread water in Hollywood from Transformers success.  Here’s hoping she proves me wrong.

SEX SELLS

New poster for the upcoming film Jennifer’s Body.

I’ll tell you what’s not going to sell though: a crappy trailer and a shitty script.  This movie looks like every other teen horror flick to come out in the last 15 years.  I wonder when people will quit writing generic movies about high school.  I guess Diablo Cody needed a little bit more screen time to show how in tune she is with the youth of today.  Cause you know ALL the kids are saying things like “that ain’t no etch-a-scetch – that’s one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet.”

MEGAN FOX POST OF THE DAY

I don’t know who made this or where it came from but thank you.  I know my Megan Fox coverage is getting a bit old, but I can’t help it.  This is hot.  It’s like she’s rubbing her leg and looking right at me.  Wow.

YOU ARE MEGAN FOX’S BOYFRIEND

Dear Megan, why in the world do you date this tool?  Come on.

THE REAL MEGAN FOX ESQUIRE COVER

Yep she’s attractive.

NEW TRANSFORMERS 2 TRAILER

The trailer starts automatically after the jump.  Surprisingly when I was looking for a picture to put with this post this was the only one I could find.