I know you’re thinking why in the hell would ever go see this movie, so I’ll give you 2 reasons: 1) I’ll see anything 2) I USED to be a big Mike Myers fan (before I saw this piece of shit).
This is seriously one of the most ridiculous movies I’ve ever seen. I know the Indian community was up in arms about its release and they should have been. Mike Myers looks like a complete asshole. If you went to this movie never seeing or meeting a person of Indian descent then you would assume that they make all make really stupid smiley faces and dance around all the time. I’m not Indian and I’m slightly offended.
Honestly, this movie doesn’t really deserve any more of my time so I’ll cut to the chase here:
1/2 star. I would say no stars, but I give it some credit because it actually made it to the big screen. Do not see this movie….ever.
Seriously could she look anymore like a Stepford wife. She really may be a robot. Leave her alone tom Cruise – you freak!
Are you kidding me? This is the most god-awful thing I’ve ever heard. Honestly. Granted she’s not bad to look at, but please put it on mute. It also brings me to my next point which is why does every girl think they can sing? I’ve never met one that didn’t. No offense to any girls I know (which is a ton of course). Please watch and listen. If you can make it through the whole thing then you are tougher than I am.
I had to post something about the new Matthew McConaughey vehicle Fool’s Gold. Are you kidding me? How does this crap get made. This dude hasn’t been good since Dazed & Confused. This might be the crappiest trailer for a movie I’ve seen since Battlefield Earth. What a douche bag! He needs to STOP making movies and go back to smoking pot and playing the bongo drums naked for friends. Get a real job, bro.
Who listens to/buys this shit? This is awful. I will give Ashlee some credit though – she looks a lot better with her new nose.
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Also, isn’t she dating the short dude from Fall Out Boy. Sweet. They can go try on women’s jeans together. When will emo die?