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Memorial Day is a beachy weekend.  How could I not post a pic of the hottest woman alive in a bikini?  I hate you, Tom Brady.  Not really.  You’re actually one of my favorite players in the NFL, but I’m mad at you for spending every night with Gisele.  What a super hot fox.  I’m guessing she will be a regular staple of TDF.  Have a wonderful memorial day weekend!

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Tom Brady and Gisele have officially tied the knot at a secret wedding ceremony yesterday afternoon in Santa Monica, CA.  He’s such a loser.  What has he ever done with his life that’s so great?  Gisele, you really don’t know what your missing here.  I’m an internet phenomenon I tell you.  He didn’t even start last year.

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Apparently Giselle (girlfriend of New England Patriots QB Tom Brady) said she’d run through midtown Manhattan buck-naked if the Giants upset the Patriots. Now she’s reneging:

“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”

Come on Giselle make all my dreams come true. Please! It’s never good to back out of a deal. I hate you Tom Brady!

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Sadly if I ever met him I’d probably ask the same thing.

***NOTE:  I’m not gay, but I do have a man-crush on Mr. Brady.  How could you not?  He’s a dreamboat.

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