CHET IN CHI-CITY

I’m headed to Chicago this weekend for Tic-Tacs bachelor party.   I’m hoping I get to meet one of my idols, Mr. Chi City.  I’ll be sure to take plenty of pictures.

SEXMAN REVIEWS TERMINATOR SALVATION

I think the sexman and I have different taste in movies.  My review for Terminator Salvation is on the next page.

2-YEAR OLD WILL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I suck at pool, but this kid does not.

ADRIANA LIMA & CAPT BEADY EYES PREGNANT

I think someone drew this guys eyes on the photo.  If I was good at photoshop, I would create a future picture of their baby.  Surely someone has already done that on the world wide web.  I bet this guy plays soccer and no one in America has ever heard of him.

NEW G.I. JOE POSTER

One word to describe this poster: ASS.  I’m beginning to think that this movie was made just to get Sienna Miller in a catsuit.  I’m not opposed to this obviously, but it’s going to suck – maybe not as bad as the new Terminator but it’s going to go down like 3 month old spoiled milk.

WHACK-A-KITTY

I think the player loses here, but we’re all winners in the end.

SLUSHEE COMMERCIAL YOU WANT SEE IN US

Not sure where you’ll see this one, but I’m glad you can see it on chethondo.com.  Slushee might be the official drink of the summer of Chet.

AUTO TUNE THE NEWS #3

DAD YELLS AT KID FOR CRYING ON WEBCAM

Looks like someone’s paws are getting warmed up.

CONTEMPLATIVE DOG

Many apologies for not posting anything in a week or so.   I hope I didn’t upset my 12 readers.  I’m back the rest of the week so get excited.  I missed everyone.