BRAND NEW CLOVERFIELD TRAILER

The newest trailer from the new J.J. Abrams

Looks pretty scary.

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

This looks terrible.  Why would someone make this movie?  I don’t even think my 13 year old cousin would see this dribble.

Dear Paris Hilton,

Please go away and take the Spears family with you.

FILE UNDER CRAP – NEW ASHLEE SIMPSON

Who listens to/buys this shit? This is awful. I will give Ashlee some credit though – she looks a lot better with her new nose.

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Also, isn’t she dating the short dude from Fall Out Boy. Sweet. They can go try on women’s jeans together. When will emo die?

MORE MICHELLE MONAGHAN

Apparently some of my faithful readers were upset about my top 10 list the other day, so I feel compelled to share some more pics of #3 Michelle Monaghan. If you were trying to guess Chet’s type, then look no further than this brown haired beauty.

KANYE ON THE COVER OF SPIN

“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.”

– Kanye West (spin)

Word.

KNOCKED UP

Rumor has it the cute couple is not even dating any more. Sweet. What the hell do you do with a baby at 16? I couldn’t imagine a worse way to celebrate my sixteenth year on earth. It also amazes me that when her child is 16 she’ll be 32. Holy Shit that’s too young to have a 16 year old. I hope Hannah Montana’s not next. Who in the hell are young girls going to have to look up to?

Best part about hearing the news yesterday was this:

You think? Also, who the fuck are the publishers that said “you know what Lynne you’re doing such a smash up job raising your two daughters we’re gonna give you a bunch of money to write a book about it.” My next question is who would read this book? Strippers and prostitutes. What a mess!

HOW PACKERS FANS KEEP WARM

Catherine, this is for you:

TODD DEATON – THE DEECH

I happened to be home on a Saturday evening and then just happened to stumble upon this gem – probably the only funny thing I’ve seen on SNL in a while.

CHET’S TOP TEN BABES OF 2007

#10 Katerine Heigl – I’m not a Grey’s Anatomy fan at all, but Knocked Up totally sealed the deal for me. She’s hot and funny and cute and everything else I’d like to bring home to my parents.

RED SOX CHEAPEN YANKEE IMAGE

I’m a Yankees fan, but this is too funny not to post.

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