ONE SEMESTER OF SPANISH LOVE SONG

This is extremely stupid, but somewhat clever. One of my guilty pleasures is watching rednecks at my local Mexican joint try to speak what little bit of Spanish they know to the waiters. I can’t wait for the day that the waiters to turn the joke around on them and hit them with some Foxworthy.  Oh that Foxworthy.  What a hoot.

LIVE OR DIE? DIE. WRONG. HONK!

Anyone that reads Chet Hondo on a regular basis knows that Karate Kid 1 and 2 are two of my favorite movies of all time. They’re both brilliant. An individual at my office who claims he doesn’t read Chet says he doesn’t remember the famous “live or die” scene in Karate Kid 2, so here it is. I know it’s a couple of minutes long, but if you’re watching it at work it will definitely pump you up for the rest of the day.

TOM BRADY GET’S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Sadly if I ever met him I’d probably ask the same thing.

***NOTE:  I’m not gay, but I do have a man-crush on Mr. Brady.  How could you not?  He’s a dreamboat.

CHET HONDO TIP #1

Never ever trust a man that wears Sandals all the time especially with socks.  It just doesn’t make sense.

APPARENTLY SEAN YOUNG HAS A PROBLEM

I know exactly what you’re thinking: who the hell is Sean Young?  For those sci-fi nerds, she’s the hot chick from Blade Runner.  For everyone else, I don’t know what else she’s in, but I do know she has a drinking problem and is headed for treatment.  I hate making light of the situation, but please check this clip out of her heckling the director of The Diving Bell & The Butterfly (sadly I would too since the film is foreign and has a super lame title).

DR. STEVE BRULE ON WINE

The video is working now so if you missed it yesterday then please watch it today.  “Wine is for orgies.”

THIS VIDEO IS BOSS

There’s a special place in my heart for Hall & Oates. I love them. I can’t hide it anymore. They’re the most intriguing music duo/group of all time. The dynamics of their relationship should be the 8th wonder of the world. It’s fascinating really.

There will never be another Hall & Oates – it just wouldn’t work. All we can do is reminisce and revisit some of their greatness. Without further ado, the video for “She’s Gone”:

For the record I would like to bring back the word boss.  Please try and use it twice a day and maybe we can start a revolution.

VAMPIRE WEEKEND – A-PUNK (VIDEO)

These guys are really really good. I’m serious. If you didn’t go purchase their debut album yesterday, then go do it today. The whole thing is great – not a bad track on there. I wish we could help make Vampire Weekend one of the biggest acts in the world, but knowing the amazing music taste of the American people I know they’d much rather get the new T-Pain disc. You can never get enough of “(Shawty) Buy You A Drank.”

*NOTE: I don’t think T-Pain has a new album out.  I was just using him as the flavor of the month for the American people.

CONGRATULATIONS CHET!!!

I had a total of 198 page views yesterday. That’s what I like to call moving up in the world. The thing that upsets me about it is that I only needed 2 more views to hit 200 – which is my new goal. Please share ChetHondo.com with your friends. And if you have things that you would like for me to post then email me and let me know and then tell your friends again! Thanks again for reading!

TONY ROMO, MR. BELDING, AND SOME OLD COVER BAND

This is an old video.  Another blog I read reposted it this morning so I figured I might as well share it with my faithful 19 readers.  The only word to describe this is LAME.

It also begs the question what ever happened to that Ryan Cabrera dude?  He basically fell off the face of the planet and not a moment too soon.  That guy was a major douche bag.  His hair stood taller than that fat dude from Rascally Flatts.