I’M SORRY I HIT YOUR CAR

Awful yet brilliant.  People…they’re the worst.

SWINE FLU IS TOUCHING ALL OF US

Poor Speidi.  They are quarantined in Mexico on their fake-ass honeymoon.  Why go to Mexico when swine flu is becoming more popular than illegal drugs.  Idiots.  I hate these two.  They have ruined TV.

In other news, middle Tennessee has just been hit with its first case of the random disease.  Read about it here.

HOT CHICK ON THE SARTORIALIST

I don’t know a thing about fashion and I don’t pretend to, but I do know that this chick is hot and I like her look.  Occasionally  I will check out thesartorialist.com to see what’s happening on the streets.  This dude has a page in GQ every month and basically takes pictures of cool people he sees on the streets.  I will most likely never be one of those people, but I can appreciate what he does.  Check out his blog here.

REAL LIFE SUPERHEROES

I’m glad our streets are now safe.

So what does it take to be a superhero these days?  Looks like a mask, love handles and bitch tits.  Nice work guys.

KITTEN VS. FAN

I thought about not posting this clip because I’ve had an excess of cat clips lately, but I’m not really worried about that.  Cats are funny.

SATAN IS DEAD

I’m speechless.

The sketch of Satan’s dead body reminds me of another one of my favorite artist renderings:

I love people.

MEGAN FOX ESQUIRE COVER

She’ll be everywhere for the next couple of months and this is a good thing.  I hope we don’t get sick of her.  I will be purchasing this copy of Esquire.  Gimme.

BULLDOG IN A BABY POOL

Bulldog: Get the F out of my baby pool.  Got that?

GIBSON’S NEW GAL

Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend…WOOF!

If I was going to cheat on my wife and lose half of everything I own then I would most likely choose someone that did not look like Cher.

TWILIGHT WITH CHEESEBURGERS

Having actually seen the piece of shit that is Twilight, I can safely say that this version looks a whole lot more entertaining.

And now having called Twilight a piece of shit, I realize that I have alienated girls ages 11-15 and fat older women that never get laid but do fantasize about making out with teenage vampires.  Gross.